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Sep. 25th, 2017 12:08 pm[syndicated profile] weepingcock_feed

Posted by chelonianmobile

From a comment on this article at Cracked:

"See...I once was set up on a date, and things went rather well. Three dates later, and she invited me to her apartment. We start making out and things are getting hot and heavy....and then she asks if I'll roleplay with her. Naturally, I'm down with it...roleplay can be pretty awesome. Schoolgirl/Teacher, Doctor/Patient, House Tyrell/ House Stark...that sort of thing.

But...the roleplay she had in mind was that she had a (fictional) baby who died suddenly, and that I was comforting her at the funeral...and by "comforting", I mean full out sex in front of a roll-top desk that she had dressed up with pink and blue blankets and bows to look like a casket. She even had a framed black and white picture of a smiling infant on top of it.

Needless to say, sex was completely out of the question. She might have had a fake dead baby, but I had a very real dead libido.

I guess the moral of the story is...if you have some kind of fetish and you want someone to share it with....don't just spring it on them out of nowhere."

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